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Thursday, April 22, 2010

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

8 comments:

khaliesah said...

i like no 8
HAHA ;DD

mahira oya said...

maybe mostly women like to say that word 'Whatever'..

ice juliette said...

ouh haha..
mmg btol ^^

cemomoi said...

"ada duit abang sayang, tade duit kalu abang melayang" tu oang pompuan tak pakai ke

sugar2 kapas strawberry said...

ahahahahaha..mmg btl pon ;)

Syahrul Iman said...

waah..bagus gak entri nie..

thanks a lot (bukan yang no 7 tu okey)..hehe

unlisted_one said...

Salam kenal ya,

Ayat paling best "Whatever"

Tapi, biasanya perempuan takkan berenti setakat tu aje, mesti panjang lagi ayatnya lepas tu. huhu..

mahira oya said...

ice juliette: kan kan kan
cemomoi: tu part individu tu kot..
sugar : tu la kan...
syahrul : depends kot no 7 tu..kalau tak payah gak kan..
unlisted: ya pompuan mmg suke ckp byk..hahaha

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